1. Pilot

Pop stars Nick Heyward, Kym Mazelle (who is asked to explain, with the aid of diagrams, how she would transport some meat) and Cud (whose performance are interrupted by Vic and Bob coming on the stage wearing My Little Pony rucksacks) are interviewed for the show in true R&M fashion, with absurd questions befuddling the musicians. It also includes a performance by Milan, a 3-piece girl group featuring a teenage Martine McCutcheon, who later punched Vic in the stomach (at Vic's behest).